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Step 04 — Closing

Book the diagnostic.

Thirty minutes, one named strategist, one question you've stopped being able to answer with your existing panels. We send back a written read in 72 hours.

Currently booking week of March 17 No sales sequence. No discovery deck. No follow-up nurture.
Form 04.A — Diagnostic Intake

Five fields. A confirmed call. A strategist's name on the calendar invite.

What lands in your inbox within one business day: a 30-minute slot with a named senior strategist (not an SDR), a one-page brief on what we'll cover, and the single artifact we expect to walk away with by the end of the call. There is no nurture sequence and no follow-up deck waiting for you.

  • — Median reply time: 4h 12m
  • — Median booking lead time: 9 days
  • — Conversation held under NDA on request
  • — No recording without written consent

By submitting, you agree to be contacted by an Abnormis strategist about this diagnostic only. We do not sell, share, or append your details to any third-party list.

Open diagnostic slots Next two weeks · US/Eastern
Mon Mar 17 4 slots Open
Tue Mar 18 6 slots Open
Wed Mar 19 2 slots Tight
Thu Mar 20 5 slots Open
Fri Mar 21 3 slots Open
Mon Mar 24 Full Booked
Tue Mar 25 4 slots Open
Wed Mar 26 5 slots Open
The calendar is real.

Three numbers we won't pad.

31
diagnostic slots remaining this month

Two per strategist, per week. When they're gone, the next opening is the week of April 7.

4h 12m
median reply time, last 90 days

From form submission to a confirmed calendar invite with a named strategist attached.

72h
written diagnostic, post-call

A one-page read on what we found and what we'd test next. Industry standard is 4 to 6 weeks.

Four questions a real VP asks in a DM.

Before you hand over a calendar invite.

  1. Who actually shows up on the call?

    A senior strategist from the team that builds the diagnostic — not an account director, not an SDR. Of the 64-person team, 19 are strategists cleared to lead diagnostics. Most calls are run by Mara Okafor (ex-Nielsen), Daniel Reiss (Stanford behavioral science), or one of three lead analysts. You'll see their name on the calendar invite before you confirm.

  2. What lands in my inbox after the 30 minutes?

    Within 72 hours, a one-page written read: what we heard, what our Outlier Index says about the question you brought, and the single test we would run next with a stated cost and timeline. If the answer is "your existing panel can answer this cheaper," we say so. About 11% of diagnostics conclude with that recommendation, and we refer the work back to your incumbent vendor.

  3. How confidential is the conversation?

    The diagnostic is held under mutual NDA on request — signed within the same business day, no redlines on standard terms. We do not record calls without written consent, and the panel-level data discussed is governed by Esomar 28 standards audited quarterly. ISO 27001 certified, SOC 2 Type II compliant since 2021. Your category, your brand, and the question you bring are never referenced in our published State of the Outlier report or in any client deliverable for another brand.

  4. Do I need to prepare anything?

    One sentence in the form above — the question you want answered. That's the only required preparation. If you want to send a one-page brief beforehand, the strategist will read it, but it is not expected. Diagnostics that arrive with a 40-page deck from procurement take longer to schedule and rarely produce sharper answers.

Still on the fence. Read the methodology, scan the Outlier Index, or write directly.

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